mother fucking national cat day fuk yeeeeeeeee

welp, here's another day I never knew about despite loving the shit out of cats. its the 31st here but fuk dat shit i do wat i want.
october 29 is national cat day and all of us awesome fucks that love cats get to talk about them just a little bit more. I've always had a cat. my cat is 4 or so years old and his name is smokey. hes a clusterfuck of a personality, lying in a ball for hours or going insane trying to catch things or scratch/bite me.

I guess he's a medium sized cat, a russian something something, black/dark grey fur but it changes in different light conditions. hes basically a fucking chameleon. actually my google pic is very similar to him, not quite that dark.
so yeah this is the first time ive posted about him and national cat day is definitely a good thing. honestly every day is national cat day for me, checking to see if hes near the back door, making sure he has food and water even though he meow cries for more like a little idiot. i mean come on nigga your bowl is half full what do you want from me. i guess its always more pats, but that often leads to him turning into a lil faggot and going naughty mode and attacking me. its always a playful attack but fuck that shit im not a crazy animal that likes being attacked.

so yeah, what are you doing for national cat day? i basically explained it in my post before this one, im staying up all night to fix muh shitty sleeping schedule. i know its going to suck and ill probably sleep during the day anyway but ill pump coffee out my ass trying to stay awake.
leave some shit.

staying up all night coffee coffee coffee now what

my sleep schedule has been pretty fucked. not as bad as it has been in the past but it's really starting to put shit in between my teeth (that means it's bad.)
it's 5:29 am at the moment and I was in bed 10 minutes ago lying there like a sack of shit listening to pandora radio. as the usual thoughts flew through my mind I had the grand idea to take hold of my annoying napping habit of the past month and fuck it in it's tear duct.
and so begins the long and shit mother dicking process of staying awake until at least 9 pm tonight.
this was all of course after a nice fap session which I always think will magically shoot me off to sleep the instant I finish.
so I put that bad boy kettle on to boil and begin making my ever so shit coffee. I don't know if it's all instant coffee or the way I make it or 10 other reasons but it always ends up tasting like shit, so I put lots of milk and sweetener in to mask the shit taste.
so my weird thermos mug thing is now empty and im waiting for the awesome super mega energy that will turn my life around.
light is poking its dick through the window behind me. gotta think positive and stay awake, even though that won't work and this will all be shit i regret.

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