so some of the cast from the show mythbusters were at LAX airport when a shooting happened.
yep, good old america. so a tsa agent was apparently shot for who knows what reason, naturally the gunman was shot by cops and the situation was handled. the tsa agent died. fuck that sucks ass, what did they even do? probably nothing except finger some women during inspections which is all fun and games.
everyone inside the airport was like OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WERE ALL GONNA DIE.
then they were evacuated, including dem mythbusters guys who werent harmed because the power of moustaches and berets will forever protect the true ancestors of the dugong family.
heres more info: http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/lax-worker-killed-as-gunman-opens-fire-in-los-angeles-airport-terminal/story-e6frg6so-1226751727183
Saturday, 2 November 2013
Daylight savings is fucking awesome
some people might hate it, others dont even notice it. I think daylight savings is fucking awesome.
why? who doesnt want more time in the day. literally. we all know there are activities and shit that you can only do well during the day. for example going to a park and playing soccer or any other sport. going for some exercise anywhere outside. and pretty much most things that involve us being outside that require good vision.
so daylight savings works by shifting our clocks forward in order to have more daylight during the hours most people are awake.
so right before we turn the clocks forward (which is mostly automatic these days) the sun might rise at 5:30am.
now for most people were still sleeping and we dont get to benefit from it being light outside. so if the average person wakes up at 7:30-8:30 thats basically 2-3 hours of sunlight that we dont get to use. most people work a 9-5 job and once they get home at around 5:10-5:30 the sun is setting and there is little time to do much outside.
SO HERES WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS GUISE.
all clocks are put forward 1 hour once daylight savings starts. this means that the sun will rise at 6:30 am so there is more of a chance more people will be awake to use it. and if most people get home at 5:10pm then they have until 6:30-7 to go outside and do things.
for the average working person there is more daylight, fuck yeah.
if all your clocks are shit and dont auto update then yeah it can be a bit annoying changing them every now and them. but even then the benefits are way bigger than the slight inconvenience.
so there you have it, if you dont have daylight savings where you live then that really sucks and i hope you still find happiness in your dark world.
if you think its weird or dumb then you really are an idiot, and your opinion is invalid.
cool.
why? who doesnt want more time in the day. literally. we all know there are activities and shit that you can only do well during the day. for example going to a park and playing soccer or any other sport. going for some exercise anywhere outside. and pretty much most things that involve us being outside that require good vision.
so daylight savings works by shifting our clocks forward in order to have more daylight during the hours most people are awake.
so right before we turn the clocks forward (which is mostly automatic these days) the sun might rise at 5:30am.
now for most people were still sleeping and we dont get to benefit from it being light outside. so if the average person wakes up at 7:30-8:30 thats basically 2-3 hours of sunlight that we dont get to use. most people work a 9-5 job and once they get home at around 5:10-5:30 the sun is setting and there is little time to do much outside.
SO HERES WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS GUISE.
all clocks are put forward 1 hour once daylight savings starts. this means that the sun will rise at 6:30 am so there is more of a chance more people will be awake to use it. and if most people get home at 5:10pm then they have until 6:30-7 to go outside and do things.
for the average working person there is more daylight, fuck yeah.
if all your clocks are shit and dont auto update then yeah it can be a bit annoying changing them every now and them. but even then the benefits are way bigger than the slight inconvenience.
so there you have it, if you dont have daylight savings where you live then that really sucks and i hope you still find happiness in your dark world.
if you think its weird or dumb then you really are an idiot, and your opinion is invalid.
cool.
Thursday, 31 October 2013
fell asleep last night at like 10pm, really fucking early for me, woke up at 8:30 this morning so im fairly happy with that.
ive been posting some music to my other blog about house/progressive music. http://ultimatehouseblog.blogspot.com.au/
sold a few things on ebay the past few days so im pretty happy about that. getting things packed and shipped is all new to me but its enjoyable.
ive been posting some music to my other blog about house/progressive music. http://ultimatehouseblog.blogspot.com.au/
sold a few things on ebay the past few days so im pretty happy about that. getting things packed and shipped is all new to me but its enjoyable.
Wednesday, 30 October 2013
so i slept for about 2 hours
yep, the coffee did fuck all helping me stay awake so i gave in and layed down for a nap. with some weetbix in me i hope i can last today without sleeping again. not sure what i expected but i didnt expect to get that tired an hour after several cups of coffee.
jonas brothers breaking news i cant believe this is happening holy shit
fuck the little faggots ill 1v1 them any day.
i dont go out of my way to get angry about faggots like these kids but its kinda fun typing like i do.
what ive heard of their music is the typical pop/boy band trash crap and i hate it and it should never make anyone successful.
but fuck me thats not how the world works, jonas brothers for jesus 2014. i will put a hotdog up my ass if this gets recognized by them. go on faggots, respond to this. even in the smallest way. yeah thats what i thought dick noses.
actually the main thing i know them from is that south park episode, and like most episodes its got truth underneath it.
dick fucks in companies that do this kind of shit (disney) dont give a fuck about providing good music blah blah blah. they only care about money. and it makes sense, everyone cares about money and if you dont youre a fucking idiot and need to put a fire extinguisher down your piss hole and squeeze.
so yeah if you think these shits exist for any reason other than to make the companies they work with richer then you are literally sub human scum and need to be burnt with a hot iron cock.
jonas bruddas i luv u so much omg luv luv inspiration.
i dont go out of my way to get angry about faggots like these kids but its kinda fun typing like i do.
what ive heard of their music is the typical pop/boy band trash crap and i hate it and it should never make anyone successful.
but fuck me thats not how the world works, jonas brothers for jesus 2014. i will put a hotdog up my ass if this gets recognized by them. go on faggots, respond to this. even in the smallest way. yeah thats what i thought dick noses.
actually the main thing i know them from is that south park episode, and like most episodes its got truth underneath it.
dick fucks in companies that do this kind of shit (disney) dont give a fuck about providing good music blah blah blah. they only care about money. and it makes sense, everyone cares about money and if you dont youre a fucking idiot and need to put a fire extinguisher down your piss hole and squeeze.
so yeah if you think these shits exist for any reason other than to make the companies they work with richer then you are literally sub human scum and need to be burnt with a hot iron cock.
jonas bruddas i luv u so much omg luv luv inspiration.
nba come on man da fuck
shiiiiiiiit, if only i gave a shit about nba. i cant help it, its just not a sport for me. all i know is michael jordan dunked so many mother fuckers its like why the fuck do they still have nba? come on bro its all over why keep on with these shit new players, theyll never be michael jordan or be in space jam.
this has to be the shittest nba post ever, aw yeah das it mane.
this has to be the shittest nba post ever, aw yeah das it mane.
mother fucking national cat day fuk yeeeeeeeee
welp, here's another day I never knew about despite loving the shit out of cats. its the 31st here but fuk dat shit i do wat i want.
october 29 is national cat day and all of us awesome fucks that love cats get to talk about them just a little bit more. I've always had a cat. my cat is 4 or so years old and his name is smokey. hes a clusterfuck of a personality, lying in a ball for hours or going insane trying to catch things or scratch/bite me.
I guess he's a medium sized cat, a russian something something, black/dark grey fur but it changes in different light conditions. hes basically a fucking chameleon. actually my google pic is very similar to him, not quite that dark.
so yeah this is the first time ive posted about him and national cat day is definitely a good thing. honestly every day is national cat day for me, checking to see if hes near the back door, making sure he has food and water even though he meow cries for more like a little idiot. i mean come on nigga your bowl is half full what do you want from me. i guess its always more pats, but that often leads to him turning into a lil faggot and going naughty mode and attacking me. its always a playful attack but fuck that shit im not a crazy animal that likes being attacked.
so yeah, what are you doing for national cat day? i basically explained it in my post before this one, im staying up all night to fix muh shitty sleeping schedule. i know its going to suck and ill probably sleep during the day anyway but ill pump coffee out my ass trying to stay awake.
leave some shit.
october 29 is national cat day and all of us awesome fucks that love cats get to talk about them just a little bit more. I've always had a cat. my cat is 4 or so years old and his name is smokey. hes a clusterfuck of a personality, lying in a ball for hours or going insane trying to catch things or scratch/bite me.
I guess he's a medium sized cat, a russian something something, black/dark grey fur but it changes in different light conditions. hes basically a fucking chameleon. actually my google pic is very similar to him, not quite that dark.
so yeah this is the first time ive posted about him and national cat day is definitely a good thing. honestly every day is national cat day for me, checking to see if hes near the back door, making sure he has food and water even though he meow cries for more like a little idiot. i mean come on nigga your bowl is half full what do you want from me. i guess its always more pats, but that often leads to him turning into a lil faggot and going naughty mode and attacking me. its always a playful attack but fuck that shit im not a crazy animal that likes being attacked.
so yeah, what are you doing for national cat day? i basically explained it in my post before this one, im staying up all night to fix muh shitty sleeping schedule. i know its going to suck and ill probably sleep during the day anyway but ill pump coffee out my ass trying to stay awake.
leave some shit.
staying up all night coffee coffee coffee now what
my sleep schedule has been pretty fucked. not as bad as it has been in the past but it's really starting to put shit in between my teeth (that means it's bad.)
it's 5:29 am at the moment and I was in bed 10 minutes ago lying there like a sack of shit listening to pandora radio. as the usual thoughts flew through my mind I had the grand idea to take hold of my annoying napping habit of the past month and fuck it in it's tear duct.
and so begins the long and shit mother dicking process of staying awake until at least 9 pm tonight.
this was all of course after a nice fap session which I always think will magically shoot me off to sleep the instant I finish.
so I put that bad boy kettle on to boil and begin making my ever so shit coffee. I don't know if it's all instant coffee or the way I make it or 10 other reasons but it always ends up tasting like shit, so I put lots of milk and sweetener in to mask the shit taste.
so my weird thermos mug thing is now empty and im waiting for the awesome super mega energy that will turn my life around.
light is poking its dick through the window behind me. gotta think positive and stay awake, even though that won't work and this will all be shit i regret.
it's 5:29 am at the moment and I was in bed 10 minutes ago lying there like a sack of shit listening to pandora radio. as the usual thoughts flew through my mind I had the grand idea to take hold of my annoying napping habit of the past month and fuck it in it's tear duct.
and so begins the long and shit mother dicking process of staying awake until at least 9 pm tonight.
this was all of course after a nice fap session which I always think will magically shoot me off to sleep the instant I finish.
so I put that bad boy kettle on to boil and begin making my ever so shit coffee. I don't know if it's all instant coffee or the way I make it or 10 other reasons but it always ends up tasting like shit, so I put lots of milk and sweetener in to mask the shit taste.
so my weird thermos mug thing is now empty and im waiting for the awesome super mega energy that will turn my life around.
light is poking its dick through the window behind me. gotta think positive and stay awake, even though that won't work and this will all be shit i regret.
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